Psychologically retarded 

Cameron r davis

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded

Psychologically retarded by Badgirl24 December 9, 2023

Text Retarded 

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

Text Retarded by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Fucking Retarded Idiot- 

Logan Thomas Ward

Bill said to Jim hey man did you hear about that Fucking Retarded Idiot- Logan ward

Fucking Retarded Idiot- by Logan’s biggest opp January 21, 2024

Tareted Retard 

A "Tareted Retard" is a person whom is few steps below from being an "Ultimate Retard," if not more.

That guy isn't just stupid, he's a tareted retard!

Whoever designed this must have been taretedly retarded.

What the hell were you thinking? Are you a tareted retard!?

Tareted Retard by Gamez_A_Gamin February 7, 2024

Ranch Retard 

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

Ranch Retard by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

Apartness Retardation 

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

Apartness Retardation by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

National retard day 

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

National retard day by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024