Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021

SS potato

Sweet and sexy potato

“Wow” thats an ss potato francis exclaimed

by BaMss December 14, 2019

Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.

I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.

by Ligij September 26, 2023

Potato

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument*
Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

by MooIsCool November 1, 2019

Potato

The Best foreseeable president and will definitely assert order in this corrupt nation

The Potato will end corrupt governments and establish order

by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023

A potato

Flew around before you came.

ITS LITERALLY A POTATO ON A FAN SWINGING IN CIRCLES DUMBASS

by NACHOS69 December 7, 2021

Potato

Slang for a surpressor or silencer

.38 put 8 bullets in and spin it around

put a potato on the barrel bitch it wont make a sound.

by Crippincousin October 20, 2020