bozo brain

golf ball

Person 1: yo this guy is a bozo brain!
Person 2: I AM NOT A BOZO BRAIN!
Person 1: caseoh????

by sextuagint bambi July 4, 2024

Square Brain

Someone on the autistic spectrum, where thinking tends to be more literal and direct. Often used to refer to oneself.

Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".

"Tom's Square Brain might make him quirky, but he's the only guy I know who can solve a Rubik's Cube while quoting Shakespeare."

by CloverLief August 8, 2024

brain gimp

A person who is completely stupid, unable to process simple thoughts. Dumb duck, Dumb ass.

Dude, Jesse is so stupid. He's a brain gimp.

by Lordskum July 16, 2023

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Brain Canser

You must have a brain for this. Because of that no worry's

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018

brain in the rain

Receiving oral pleasure in an outdoor setting while it precipitates.

That whore was wild. She done gave brain in the rain to me during last night's storm. It was wicked awesome brah.

by lenny732 June 26, 2017

Slurp Brain

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017