Emo monkey

An emo kid that makes it their responsibility to make everyone around them emo and if you encounter one you should call the government because they are a biohazard

Emo monkey: you are all poppy’s because you’re not emo. Average American: honey, get the shotgun.

by Apc345 December 31, 2022

Meth monkey

Crackasorous Rex

Crackhead

What an absolute meth monkey

by Vf.wagz January 3, 2023

Twitter Monkey

Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.

Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023

Pussy Monkey

When a female is attracted to a vertically endowed male

He was so fine and tall I wanted to climb him like a pussy monkey

by colderthaniceland April 7, 2023

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.

"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."

by umbrellawithbangsthatplaysdnd August 22, 2023

Sigma Monkey

An Attention Craver Who will do anything to be acknowledged and even noticed.

Jen: LOOK AT ME PLEASE!

Bob: That's some Sigma Monkey Behavior.

by srx_man September 17, 2023