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Jesus

Reese: “Oh, you’re Jewish? Wasn’t Jesus like... king of the Jews?”
Reba: “What the-
by definitiongobrrrrrr December 16, 2020
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Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
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Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Roblox Jesus

Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus
"bro, did you get your daily filling of Roblox Jesus, cuz I did."
by The Smart Guy 12345 October 23, 2020
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Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
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jesus juarez

Fat shit who doesn't do there homework and watches tik tok during his class and smells like are pit. And also doesn't brush there teeth
"Did you go to jesus Juarez' house" "yah" "how did you survive" "I just was holding my breath " "dam I got to try that"
by Not skinny kid November 1, 2020
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