Hand Turkey of Shame

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.

Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011

Red Handed Duel

When a woman challenges another woman to a fight by slapping her in the face with her used tampon.

"Did you hear that Mary and Sarah are fighting?"

"Yeah Mary totally started that with a red handed duel."

by blinkboard182 November 15, 2011

second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed

"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"

by niallisgay August 25, 2011

well to do hands

When you have a micro penis and your hands have to make up the slack.

Cousins had a little dick, but his well to do hands made up for his lack in penile size.

by bdizzledotcom August 25, 2017

second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

The Nebraska Hand-Truck

The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.

FarmersOnly is a great place to meet folks into The Nebraska Hand-truck.

by Flickes October 22, 2018

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018