Urban Dictionary 

The only real English Dictionary in the world, In my opinion. It contains REAL definitions that every one can understand. Not something like:

Philosophy- rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct.

But instead:

Philosophy- Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches.

1) A real Dictionary
2) Something people bad at english can understand.
3) Something to waste your time on.

1) Mike: Hey man, don't you hate all those people ruining the english language? Pfft, dem? dat? lol?

Jesus: Actually, No they are not ruining it. They are actually EXPANDING the English Language, modern day dictionaries are just too far behind to keep up. We should be glad our language is expanding is so many ways.

2) Superman: Ugh, I just cant understand what the god damn dictionary is saying! If I can hardly understand the language, how the fuck am I going to understand all these complex words?

Spiderman: Silly DC, the dictionary is for losers! Go to Urban Dictionary for real HUMAN examples!

3) Unknown Diety: Daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn , I just procrastanated and wasted like 4 hours on reading stuff on Urban Dictionary!

Urban Dictionary by I Make Defining Moments May 24, 2008

urban dictionary 

A real-life equivilant of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Like Douglas Adam's guide, UD is user-based, and covers just about everything you can think of.

Guy 1: "Man, I wish I had a hitchhiker's guide to tell me about this thing!"

Guy 2: "Dude, just urban dictionary it, they;re the same thing."

urban dictionary by TBaOIchirou December 22, 2008

urban dictionary 

an awesome dictionary for made up and real slang words that stupid people cant think of themselves ;D

me: hey whats that word?
you: i dont know go check it out on urban dictionary

urban dictionary by my what??? June 19, 2010

Urban Dictionary 

Like Wikipedia, only better and more relevant to real life.

Screw Wikipedia, Urban Dictionary all the way!

Urban Dictionary by Wiki_Fail December 24, 2010

Urban Dictionary 

A great dictionary that lets you write your opinion of...... whatever as long as it is appropriate not some sort of prank just for you to be able to be 'On The Web'.

Word: Urban Dictionary

Hey boys told ya im awesome

IT WON'T WORK TRUST ME

Urban Dictionary by Singer-2010 July 15, 2011

Urban Dictionary 

An interesting site that was originally used for looking up words used by Black People on TV, but now has been found by White People and their awful children, who use it to exact revenge on their enemies and post names of people they're stalking and are probably going to rape at some point.

Urban dictionary used to be awesome, still is, but idiots don't READ THE RULES!

Urban Dictionary by Thatguytwitchinginacorner January 10, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

Raw sewage.

Beware the port-a-potty - it's overflowing with urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by Snotty November 13, 2012