A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it
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They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
"Have you seen Darren Lately Mark?"
"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"
"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"
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"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
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Mr. Bungle 2 is fine, I guess.
Mr. Bungle 2 is fine, I guess.
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“we better go buy April a burger”
“we better go buy April a burger”
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