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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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Clock block

one who prevents others from finishing their work day. Intentional, passive aggressive, or unintentional
-Cant punch out til this clock block emails me.
- I can't believe Kyle is clock blocking me. Now my whole evening is ruined.
-my boss is the worst. But, I got back at him with some clock blocking.
by NuteeProf January 14, 2021
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Com Block

A military surplus firearm or other item that is made In once communist states in Europe. Like Poland, Russian and east Germany. Com is sort for commie so a commie block sorted to com block.
What a nice com block hand gun bro.
What a sweet com block helmet dude.
by Okay it is okay January 17, 2021
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Com Block

It is a item made in a once communists state two examples is Poland or Hungary or anything east of the iron curtain.
Cool com block helmet bro where was it made.
by Okay it is okay January 17, 2021
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Peacock Block

When you are trying to watch an English Premier League game in the US and realize you can only watch it on the Peacock app.
I flipping channels trying to find Liverpool-Arsenal but realized I got Peacock Blocked again.
by AgeuroFTW January 22, 2021
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Cock blocker

When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend
“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾
by Lol kidd February 22, 2021
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cheese block

when a someone says something so cheesy that you just block them.
“He said he loved my feet so i totally just cheese blocked him”
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