old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

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old sham sandwhich

A really moldy shitty ass tasting sandwhich that comes ftom zombie cunts

Damn that zombie gave me an old sham sandwhich again

by Sham sandwhich January 27, 2017

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The old Mcman

When someone poops on a woman's head while she is blowing someone else.

Hey honey you wanna try the old mcman?

by $uicidefart January 26, 2024

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Old Head

person who thinks the new generation of music sucks. they are stupid btw

i hate this old head he keeps saying that pink floyd is better than all modern music

by gel_ November 5, 2023

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a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke

36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

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