Potato

An overdramatic hoe <3
Is married to bee <3
Is very fucking fruity <3

#stantwice
#Bee’s ex can die <3 XOXO

Really short for what 🙄

Potato is such a hoe!

by HottieThotties May 8, 2023

Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024

Pocket Potato

an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.

"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"

by bynnossaid January 7, 2024

Potato

A potato is a big, fat, and oval-shaped food that most families love to make. You can make potato chips and French fries. {Yummy}....

Also, they can be a kid's best child:)

Trans: Man this potato is delicious

Woman: Yup I made it in the oven

by AnimeAkarix0o March 8, 2021

potato

This means something seems or appears to be extremely shitty and have bad quality

Yo, I look like a fukin' potato

by IloveBTS April 20, 2018

Potato

Potato (v)

1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.

Dude! I totally potatoed this weekend watching The Handmaid's Tale.

by Stfu_donny June 26, 2017

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018