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School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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High School

A place where you are forced to go 5 days a week (at least) for seven hours a day (at least). You are forced to sit in useless classes, like calculas and retain useless information to spit back up on a test. Instead you really should be taught things like how to pay taxes, how to have a good job interview, etc etc.
Some of the teachers are nice and understand teenagers, but most are egotistical duchebags who think their way is the ONLY way.
by rman16 October 25, 2014
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High school

Did you go to high school today?
No I was at hell
by Smwkkwmenej February 29, 2020
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School police

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.
by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021
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Online school

A new way to learn during the COVID-19 pandemic, online school is, for most students, either the best thing that's ever happened to them or a living nightmare. You could play games, eat snacks, or watch videos during a zoom call and nobody would ever know, but then again you can't spend time with others or really learn with the same engagement as before. There are pros and cons to online school, but overall it depends on the personal preference of the individual.
"Ugh I have online school again today."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."
by LiminalArcade October 13, 2020
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school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.
Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”
by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019
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twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.
a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"
by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009
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