by Theoneuglynigga October 19, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by cgjordan0 September 4, 2023
Get the chris omug. The literal definition of soulmates.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
Get the Mary and Chrismug. Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??
by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018
Get the Chrismug.