Holy Fucking Tits

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.

HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!

by ExDonnie May 17, 2010

Swan Lake Tits

When an adult female has super small breast or figure that resembles a ballet dancer or a gymnast. She could or could not have been an actual ballet dancer or gymnast at some point of her life.

Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.

Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.

Jon: She still could get it, through.

Chuck: Hell, yeah.

by Niobe Rock February 26, 2011

T rex tits

A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.

Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, she had T rex tits and kept falling over!

by Pinkel October 10, 2005

Tits out for Harambe

The act of a woman exposing her breasts as a sign of respect for our fallen hero, icon, and overall bad-ass nigga Harambe.

Jess: "I wish I had a dick to pull out for Harambe, I respect him so much".

Sarah: "Get ya tits out girl, it's what our Messiah Harambe would want"

Jess: "Tits out for Harambe!"

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

Tit-Wank

Expression - Playing about, a tease.

1. Yo Lemon!, bang up some proper choons, stop "Tit-Wanking" about with Britney 'Teeny-Bopping' Spears!!!
2. Lemon would rather play FIFA than International Superstar Soccer on his PS2, what a "Tit-Wank(er)".

by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003