smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

by AnubisIbizu February 21, 2020

Wet Armpit

When you're in the shower and you cum in your girls armpit fuck it.

My boyfriend have me a wet armpit the other day. I still have a bruise on my head

by W3tarMmmPit March 07, 2014

Wet Snatch Syndrome

The phenomenon of a girl's underwear getting soaking wet after sexual activities or being turned on

Chris: That was great!
Ann: Yeah! But now I've got a case of wet snatch syndrome.

by Little_Annie228 October 03, 2015

wet gummy bear

Blow job with no teeth

She got super head with no teeth, dat wet gummy bear!

by bod1914 April 08, 2014

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.

Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.

by CourtingJester February 08, 2025

Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy

I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!

by Bano333 April 23, 2025