As soon as your coworker takes a day off, everything that can burn to the ground, will burn to the ground. Leaving you and only you to deal with it.
It's Chris' day off and now half my staff quit, the server room exploded, and a honey badger decided to make a home inside my desk. Wrightson's Law at work.
by Taraun July 4, 2020
Get the Wrightson's Lawmug. That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.
by Murphy September 10, 2003
Get the murphy's lawmug. Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-lawmug. It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
Get the Law on abandonment of your women to manmug. 
Get the co-brother-in-lawmug. The great-grandfather of one's spouse.
My great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the great-grandfather-in-lawmug. by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022
Get the According to all laws of aviationmug.