j

not only a letter of the alphabet, but the first letter in the dead meme my name is jeff

if you don't know how j is used in a sentence you are either 3 or retarded (see my name jeff)

by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020

j

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

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by Wavee50 a March 11, 2021

J Tuck

The act of a man laying on his stomach while bending his knees backwards, forming a J with his body, while another man spreads the first man's legs and tucks his penis between the first man's buttcheeks. He then proceeds to lean forward and lick the back of the head of the first man, stimulating his head nerves and creating a truly sensual experience.

I was J tucking my boyfriend last night after the movie and when I licked his head he screamed.

by TheFriendlyFrog May 4, 2018

J Sherm

When you premature ejaculate after less than 30 seconds of action.Also can be used as a measure if time, of no more than30 seconds.

Fuck J Sherm!

by Deanda dis D August 10, 2021

J. Rich Special

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”

by Jamess December 12, 2018

J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.

Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory

by grrrlhood June 2, 2024

hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012