1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.
Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"
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east jessamine middle school

East Jessamine Middle School was founded by nazis. its in hell but hell is shaped like a kentucky hole thing in that place thats like under canadad.It is run by drill sargent bill who is evil & fingers children named freddy. he picks it. he blows it.DSB (drill sargent bill) sucks (it) & after a hard days work of blowing/fingering children he goes 2 ur house & does ur mom. and then your sister. & sometimes the family pet. but if your lucky he just gives you a lolly pop. Strangers have the best candy though, not dsb. it will all be over soon, my pet, cause soon all the children will unite against dsb as like 800 or so kenny mcCormicks and like die and then he wont hav freddys to finger so he can die cause he will no longer hav a purpose in life.
sarah can type in the dark. because she learned it at ejms.
by agent smith July 03, 2004
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Henderson Middle School is a school in Atlanto Georgia where all the kids think their tough. Henderson has racist ppl. Teachers are gay, high, lesbian, or retarted. This school is cheap AF.
Henderson Middle School REAL DEF: A cheap ass school

"HENDERSON MIDDLE IS SO RETARTED"
by {unknown hacker} March 27, 2018
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Laurel Ridge Middle School

Laurel Ridge Middle school is filled with rich kids or as so we hear from the Sherwood Middle School students on the daily. Laurel Ridge Middle school isn’t your average size school in fact it is smaller than most middle schools and the education is impeccable.
Person #1: I really hate my school, which Middle school do you go to?

Person #2: Sad to hear, I go to laurel Ridge Middle school

Person #1: Oh your one of them rich kids grosssssssssssss
by None75 June 08, 2018
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A school with cool teachers, but a bunch of students who hit the green plant in their free time.
Yo, you guys wanna L'Anse Creuse Middle School East later? Yo you teachers are pretty L'Anse Creuse Middle School East.
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thought this was a good idea before fifth grade,, wow was i wrong. stayed for four years and regret it to this day. not only did it ruin my life, but made me want to kms and barely taught me anything. one might relate this to worse then the depths of hell. people here are so fake and idiotic they make you hate the person you are! stop going here. it’s not worth it.
person one: “hey i heard you go to arts academy charter middle school, how is it?”
person two: “oh god do i hate it!!”
person one: “why what’s it like”

person two: “it reminds me of what i believe he’ll to be like”

person one: “so why don’t you drop out?”
person two: “peer pressure!”
by uhoh666 March 22, 2020
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A school with old boring teachers that have horrible breath.

Used as a proper noun
Sacred Heart Collage Middle School is boring.
by ThomKenobiOnYouTube August 06, 2018
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