I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 4, 2019

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fuck you money

any amount of money allowing infinite perpetuation of wealth necessary to maintain a desired lifestyle without needing employment or assistance from anyone.

The 6% guaranteed interest payments from Bill's investments earn him about 12 million dollars per year. His standard of living only requires approximately $4,000,000 per year. He will never need to be employed by anyone. He has "fuck you money".

by crimson May 4, 2003

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the frick you finger

when you only stick out you middle finger when your mad ate someone. it means you hate them so much you want them to die. be careful how you use it so you don't upset or annoy your friends.

don't overuse the frick you finger

by State farm assistant February 23, 2022

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i burn you?

The most romantic thing you can basically say to a person

"I burn you?"
" you melt me"

by Amaishi December 4, 2020

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are you coming to the tree

a weird video series on tiktok that has become a meme, made by a creepy girl on by the username @come.to.the.tree who everyone is confused by. we are not sure if she is using a face filter or not. she claims that if you don’t come to the tree, you will be cursed.

Definition: Are you coming to tree? Come to the tree or you will be cursed. are you coming to the tree

by tiktokculture April 21, 2020

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crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

by FelixPen June 1, 2006

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