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Money Mustard

I mean... it's cum
She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.
by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017
mugGet the Money Mustardmug.

money shot

A shot for the money.
when playing basketball, or football, when you kick/shoot the ball in the hoop/goal, you may scream, MONEY SHOT!
for anybody betting on you.
Basketball player: MONEY SHOT! (lands the basketball in the hoop)
Football player: MONEY SHOT! (lands the football in the goal)
by LiquidMayFilm July 30, 2024
mugGet the money shotmug.

Guaranteed money

Money that you would likely earn if you're not a self sabotaging fool who blames everyone else for your own idiotic actions.
By fining Antonio Brown, the Raiders voided the $29.125 million worth of guaranteed money in his deal.
by DMOzone September 7, 2019
mugGet the Guaranteed moneymug.

Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.
Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?
by Sstav August 5, 2021
mugGet the Check Moneymug.

lezzie for money

The women in this porn movie aren't real lesbians,
they're just lezzie for money.
by loves les beings December 14, 2019
mugGet the lezzie for moneymug.

Money thicc

When your booty is extra thick from the phat wads of cash you got stuffed in there. Usually older women who play golf and drink wine.
by Lemoni June 15, 2018
mugGet the Money thiccmug.

Money

A utility that we do not have a right to or own but we can earn. The amount you determines your merit, luck, and hard work.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.
Man 1: Damn it! I just lost my Money.

Friend: How?

Man 1: by gambling it.

Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.

Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.

Friend: Anytime Man 1.
by Shinkdmeister November 5, 2018
mugGet the Moneymug.

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