dp syndrome

1. tendancy to steal boyfriends while still maintaining an incredibly ugly appearance.

2. looking somewhat decent in appearance from far away, but upon further, up close examination revealing extremely largeforehead and un-closable mouth.

3. resembling,in girth and facial features, that of a horse.

Devin P has some strong DPSyndrome, we were so grossed out.

"That girl over there looked so hot until she walked up to talk to me and started neighing when she spoke--she must have dp syndrome"

by DP hatazzzz September 29, 2008

Balls Syndrome

We all know somone who continually dribbles verbal diarrhea also known as bullshit. These people suffer from Balls Syndrome. The individual cannot refrain from constantly stirring family, friends and co-workers.

Dude comes to work and says to co-workers:

"Hey fellas, have you heard of the Phillips Factor, I know this bloke who bought a take away cheese burger. When he bit into it 5 roaches jumped out. The guy then spat out the burger and snatched up his coke and skulled it unawares that one of the fleeing roaches landed in his coke and was doing the backsroke. After realising he swallowed a roach he then chucked on a waitress who then spewed on him...... true story"

This guy has Balls Syndrome.

by theTAman October 27, 2010

frock syndrome

the act of twisting one into a female partner while wearing the dress of a deceased loved one

The only logical explanation that I can percieve is that I porked my loved one in ny Gran's dress, and it was the canine's testicles - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 26, 2004

Virginia syndrome

A type of syndrome that involves being able to see beyond delusional human relationships such as love and friendships and come to the understanding that there is always an ulterior motive or that nobody is truly in love or friends with someone. This unique syndrome is known as the enlightenment of finally understanding that you can't fall into things like love or friendship because such things will always perish and leave you with pain or loss. It is the strict understanding that 'you are born alone and will die alone' so such things are not worth engaging in.

student 1: Romeo loved Juliet
student 2: No, Romeo was a lusty, sexually frustrated, pedophile and Juliet just wanted to be a rebel and her hormones were playing tricks on her
student 1: then why did they die for each other?
student 2: Romeo was facing depression because he knew he wasn't peng enough get another girl while Juliet was just having mood swings, so they ended up dying alone in their own depression.
student 1: Nah, i think you have Virginia syndrome

by G.truthX March 13, 2019

Laughing syndrome

Occurs often in people that drink way too much orange-juice. Can be insanely annoying when your trying to focus in global class, but is contagious.

"Yeah, you definitely have a laughing syndrome...shut up."

by kelsee4356 October 29, 2009

Marge Syndrome

A disease in which a female thinks that she is attractive but actually she is the opposite.

Why does she dress like that?" "Ya she is not even a 4." "I guess she has Marge Syndrome.

by BallsDeepInShiva March 1, 2011

Bitchntutus Syndrome

A neurological disorder that is affects mainly females and gender confused mammals. Symptoms include: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, anger, impulsive betrayal, hatred to both females and males, occasion decapitation of males.

I think this women is having a Bitchntutus Syndrome lapse, treat her with vicodine, steroids and panadol.

by J781USA April 13, 2008