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sex tourniquet

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.
Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.
by Call Me Ishmael September 6, 2007
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Forehead Sex

Forehead Sex is the most common sexual relationship between Fox Mulder and Dana Scully and other various characters from The X Files. It has been said that its the safest way to consumate yet, bumps are always created after a heated session.
Scully and Mulder were forehead sexing by the unremarkable house.
by Alleyphile October 7, 2008
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Sex Attire

Clothes that make you look handsome as fuck; dress pants, dress shirt, tie, and as always your business socks along with some fancy shoes.
Man, yo' suit is fuckin' sexy, that's some classy ass sex attire yo' wearin'.
by Eggplant McMuffin May 5, 2009
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blanket sex

When a guy and a girl have sex with a blanket sheet with a hole between them in order to avoid physical body contact.
Al:"River was so shy last night that she took a pink blanket and cut a hole in it. Then we had blanket sex".
Pinky:"That's weird. She usually likes hot and steamy sex. Have you waxed your chest?".
Al:"No, why?".
Pinky:"Now I see the reason why! River does not like the Amazon forest!".
by hotbabyface January 14, 2011
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mental sex

two people thinking of having sex with each other.
1: whoah, you could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife
2: they're so having mental sex
by itoldyouiwoulddoitromyyouoweme December 17, 2008
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sex bracelets

Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job
Green: cunnilingus, outdoor sex
Clear: whatever you want
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug
Red: lap dance
Purple: anal sex
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits
Pink: finger yourself while the person who pulls it off watches
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, ass fucking
Glow in the dark: using sex toys
" Kaitlynn was walking down the hallway and aaron pulled off a Pink bracelet so they make plans after school"
by KynkiPrincessBytch May 21, 2005
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Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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