Pastrami Sandwich

When two people cuddle or spoon each other, often on a couch or bed.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to make a pastrami sandwich with me?”

by Soup1039 November 7, 2018

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.

So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.

by hootowl18 March 4, 2011

sandwich crossing

helping, e.g. children and old people, cross the road with the help of sandwich boards.

Meseems sandwich crossing is safe.

by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010

sandwich

Two or more slices of bread with a condiment and meat in the middle. Pizza has its own definition. Tomato sauce cannot be on a sandwich.

Dev thought his pizza was a sandwich, but it does not have two pieces of bread.

by Josh's definition is right October 9, 2020

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

Sandwich

A sandwich is something in your butthole that you need to shove your longest finger to reach.

Me"That sandwich is annoying"
Other"shove your longest finger up there"

by KingdomMeeph November 14, 2017