Poop spank

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

that one poop

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process

Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way

by Lsmwarrior69 November 4, 2013

spikey poop

A jagged mineral like expulsion associated with explosive anal pain after constipation

Daquarita ate a whole block of cheese, then she had a spikey poop. That poop was on fleek.

by daquarita February 17, 2015

horse poop

Chunky!!!!

Wow that is some ugly horse poop on your ground

by Millie Byers May 19, 2018

Ghost poop

A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.

Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells

by Squatting eagle October 8, 2017

poop icing

pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.

"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"

by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012