chinky pants

A totally epic sauce name for a pokemon

I named them chinky pants

by FreakinMarley September 19, 2020

swaggy pants

the swaggiest of people
having too much swag

lilly was a major swaggy pants for having too much swag.

by bluemarz August 10, 2021

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

pants

"The pants of the relationship" meaning the dominant figure or the top

she's the pants of their relationship...?

by tinycactass November 26, 2016

Shit mah pants

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

oh shit mah pants

by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018

PANTS

A type of Clothes that c! C! C!ccooOverrs hahahahaha! Your haaaaHAA! Un…ha! DerHAHAHA! Wear! Hahaha!

Guy: girl,why are you hiding there?
Girl: Under wear?
Guy: ha! You Said Underwear!

I pulled my pants down!

by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022

phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.

by redbird nation November 12, 2015