Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 15, 2022

Pants Slinger

An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward

See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.

Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

pants

something that's big

Nathan: I have big pants.
Stephen: Hahahahahaha.

by TheRoamingSpider1 September 12, 2004

Pant my Shanties

Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'

'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'

by theclash134 February 25, 2005

pants

to p.; the act of pulling down another person's pants, us. sweatpants, in a public arena, for the purpose of public humiliation; pants, pantsed, pantsing

Liztiz pantsed Elyse in the common room during the Sox game, and she was mortified.

by Liztiz October 28, 2004

goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual

(no example provided)

by zbob December 23, 2003