Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"
by Token Man July 24, 2010
Get the Laid Playedmug. It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.
I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.
by Jslayer33 July 27, 2023
Get the The higher you are the fairer the play.mug. another word for camping
by hsgaidhdocjdjdjdjdx August 21, 2025
Get the playing objectivemug. a: hey man have you ever heard of siri plays
b: no what the fuck is that
a: its a series made by youtuber keizoha where uhh theres siri (im referring to that virtual assistant) and he plays games
b: sounds like shit
a: oh come on
b: no what the fuck is that
a: its a series made by youtuber keizoha where uhh theres siri (im referring to that virtual assistant) and he plays games
b: sounds like shit
a: oh come on
by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 February 9, 2022
Get the siri playsmug. Moving the stretchy part of the penis underneath the head/scrotum for sexual pleasure, a fidget, or as a finger warmer.
by the_shizzle November 7, 2023
Get the playing the bridgemug. National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.
This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.
This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.
by theduckus February 17, 2024
Get the National Single Guys that Play Fortnite Daymug. A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:
1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:
1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
Get the Playing jewmug.