Skip to main content

good good fortnite juice

A term for a euphoria inducing drug emitted by a tablet/xbox for fortnite kids between the ages of 2-13 years old. Without it they die and become serial killers to get their hands on another ipad, to drink that delicious, delectable, scrumptious, mouthwatering, good good fornite juice. They go through 4 stages of ascension, hence the 4 describing words. They get so DARN FREAKIN HIGH that they ascend past the heavens, past SPACE, PAST THE UNIVERSE, THROUGH ALL THE UNIVERSES AND MULTIVERSES. AND THEN THEY DIE. THEN THEY COME BACK TO LIFE..only to realize that they live a pathetic existence and that they dropped their tablet because they got so FREAKIN HIGH that their brain cells left the universe with their consciousness. Now all they can do to keep the will to stay alive is hunt down another FREAKIN TABLET / XBOX. Use this insult on only your worst enemies.
"yo, can i use your xbox? i really need some of that good good fortnite juice..."
"no man, that stuff is addictive.."

"*fucking kills him for the phone to get that good good fortnite juice*"
Related Words

to wash your mouth with lemon juice 

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

Tongue punch you in the juice box 

When a male/female licks the clit of another female.
I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute

~ W O O Z Y ~ Juice 

Recreational drug commonly found in Tampa Florida, commonly a mixture of Sprite and Robitussin Cough Syrup but any sort of fruit flavored candy can be used to enhance flavor. Usually drink out of a stack of red Solo cups or styrofoam cups. The term "~ W O O Z Y ~" is used to to describe the wavy sensation of taking the drug
Ayo bois I'm getting some cough syrup who's down to get high on ~ W O O Z Y ~ Juice

Is the squeeze worth the juice? 

An backward analogy used to ask if something is worth doing or not. Typically the question is asked if the juice is worth the squeeze, but occasionally someone will ask the question backwards i.e. is the squeeze worth the juice?
When discussing a new project, our manager asked "is the squeeze worth the juice?"

Butt Juice

the secretions left on your couch by a male lying in a missionary position masterbating to chicks with dicks internet porn.
Ew, that Jason left the porn on and butt juice all over my couch.
Butt Juice by Patty Pancakes March 15, 2011