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Green Bay Packers

An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
George Halas OWNS Lombardi.
John Elway OWNS Brett Favre.
CHICAGO BEARS OWN GREEN BAY PACKERS.
by Knotsea January 2, 2008
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green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.
Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
by MCMXCV April 26, 2008
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Grazzle McDazzle Green

a deliciously cheap can of dip, also known as grizzly wintergreen. can be found in many convenience strores in the midwest.
John: "Hey, you headin' to the store?"
Joe: "Yeah."
John: "Grab me a can of Grazzle McDazzle Green."
Joe: "Gimme two bucks."
by Officer McNaughty September 21, 2005
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Green Light List

A mutually agreed upon list, be it a formal written list or a spoken understanding, between a person and his/her significant other, of generally unattainable people, typically celebrities or public figures, with whom that person may deviate from the relationship on a single occasion, without reprisal, if the unlikely opportunity were to present itself.
My wife's pissed that I banged Alicia. She refuses to honor my green light list. (Here's lookin' at you, Swizz Beatz!)
by AndyOuty May 25, 2010
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green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.
fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"
by sloppysally June 10, 2011
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The Green Cheese Slam

The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.
(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby
by P-Sun Entertaiment January 25, 2016
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Green Eggs, No Ham

Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.

This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?

Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.

Oli: Purr…

Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
by TigerTerp February 24, 2022
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