An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
by Knotsea January 2, 2008
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Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
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John: "Hey, you headin' to the store?"
Joe: "Yeah."
John: "Grab me a can of Grazzle McDazzle Green."
Joe: "Gimme two bucks."
Joe: "Yeah."
John: "Grab me a can of Grazzle McDazzle Green."
Joe: "Gimme two bucks."
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My wife's pissed that I banged Alicia. She refuses to honor my green light list. (Here's lookin' at you, Swizz Beatz!)
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(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby
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This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?
Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.
Oli: Purr…
Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.
Oli: Purr…
Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
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