aids face

a popular insult that, disturbingly, has nothing to do with the STI

person 1: you are an aids face
person 2: but i'm a virgin!
person 1: shut up aids face!

by the worlds tallest midget June 6, 2007

Midwest face

Midwest face: A girl with a face that is rather bland, homely and does not stand out. Typically (from the burbs of Chicago or small towns) these girls look as if they should be hot from far away but upon closer inspection there isn't one identifiably attractive feature on their face. See also : butterface, landmine.

She looked really hot from across the bar and then when I got closer I noticed she had total midwest face.

by Damon_James May 28, 2011

face paint

make-up

That dirty didn't look so good in the morning after I fucked the face paint off her mug.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002

fuck face

a person that you strongly dislike or hate because they either ruined your life or say gay sayings like you have crossed the line.

"hey fuck face whats up?"
"i hate him so much that freakin fuck face"
"wait who r u talking about?"... "fuckface?" "thought so."

by jessiii February 3, 2007

Shovel Face

A girl with a distorted un-attractive face, making her look like she was hit with a shovel.

"Damn! That girl is hurt! She got a shovel face!"

by SaxKitten July 5, 2008

Shovel Face

1.)A girl in my math class whose face highly resembles that of the backside of a shovel.
2.) Any almost (but not quite) asian girl with an extremely flattened face, that appaears as though it's been beaten vigurously with a metal shovel.

Britney sure is a fucking shovel face.

Look at Jessa's shovel face!

by Yeh Okeh April 19, 2005

Cry Face

The state your face is in right before you cry, just after you've cried, or when you almost cried.

Friend 1: Yeah, that was a sad movie. Hey, did you cry?

Friend 2: No! But, I did get a cry face.

by tiredcoffee December 22, 2009