Midwest face: A girl with a face that is rather bland, homely and does not stand out. Typically (from the burbs of Chicago or small towns) these girls look as if they should be hot from far away but upon closer inspection there isn't one identifiably attractive feature on their face. See also : butterface, landmine.
She looked really hot from across the bar and then when I got closer I noticed she had total midwest face.
by Damon_James May 04, 2011