Hans Christian 

Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.

After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.

-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"

Hans Christian by Cinamel April 19, 2018

Smithtown Christian School 

Also known as SCS. Scs is known for the biggest hoes/sluts, geeks/nerds, annoying teachers, best teachers! Scs needs to step up their game. They have the football! And we all know football is the heart of schools, they need to step up how the school looks! They need to step up everything!!! Sports, programs, clubs, and so much more!!! The tuition for the school is so expensive and I’m sure everyone has thought where the money actually goes to!? The school is so serious and everyone needs to have more fun and of course still get good grades and study. There should be a middle school dance! And yeah he prom is cool woohoo! But most kids leave for high school and do you really want them to have a bad memory of their life in middle school?! But besides all of this I think the school is okay and they just need to step up their game a little that’s all no hard feelings... not going to lie though a lot of kids make great friends!! But when you don’t click your whole entire school life is shit!

Stephanie: ugh I wish smithtown Christian school could have a middle school dance before most of us leave this crappy school for high school!!
jack: it’s not that crappy but I get what you mean!
Victoria: or like everyone having school spirit and showing it for football games that we don’t have here!

Smithtown Christian School by BillyOof September 5, 2018

political christian 

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"

" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."

political christian by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018

Victory Christian School

A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.

And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.

"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"

Victory Christian School by Iwassuicidalbeforeitwasironic February 2, 2019

Kaitlin Christian

The actual definition of fucking two-faced bitch.

That girl is so much like Kaitlin Christian.

Kaitlin Christian by 26584569523698545269584 February 16, 2019

Angsty Christian 

A “Christian” fasher who gets angsty for no reason.

Your really being a ANGSTY CHRISTIAN right now

Angsty Christian by Youhasbeenyeeted April 13, 2019

Good Christian Server 

A server (usually in Roblox) where no-one can swear or sin. They are usually run by homophobic idiots who think they need to protect their Good Christian Society from the dangers of LGBTQ people.

Now it is a meme and the LGBTQ community can sit back, relax and laugh at this wacky concept.

Tris: "No sinning on my server, Brian!"
Brian: "No intruding on my life, Tris!"
Tris: "But my Good Christian Server!"

Good Christian Server by AcidHazard5 September 5, 2019