Essex Back Slang

its a bit hard to explain but, the general rule is you put 'UVAG' in the middle of a syllable. Unless there is a noun next to the UVAG, then, you replace the 'U' with what ever noun is next to it.
For example, the 'C' in cat, is one syllable, so you would put Cuvag-at.. 'CAT' cuvag-at.
An example when using a noun, 'HELLO' hEVAGell-lUVAGo. :)

I think thats about it,
suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
buvag-ye buvag-ye.
X

suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
govag-ood luvag-uck wuvagith Evagess-uvagex buvagack-sluvagang!
buvag-ye buvag-ye.

so i will be off then.
good luck with Essex Back slang!
byebye.

by Ollie. March 5, 2008

knocking on the back door

During anal sex, the person that is doing the penetrating and thrusting is the one that is doing the "knocking," and the anal opening is, obviously, referred to as the "back door."

When Eric and Amy are in bed, he's always knocking at the back door.

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 19, 2005

holla back girl

God awful new song by gwen stefani on her worst album sofar: love, angel, music, baby.

This Shit is Bananas,
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Yeah Gwen, your shit is bananas.

by Edwin April 15, 2005

back door troll

The turd of poop in your partner's ass thats blocking the back door.

I assfucked my girlfriend last night.. the back door troll made a mess of the sheets

by GeneralEarl October 31, 2009

back- seat betty

Someone who frequently has sex on the first date or first encounter.

Jan's friends refer to her as back- seat betty because of her many one night stands.

by mariy December 6, 2007

Front Back Booty

Front Back Booty(commonly used by those who support hip-hop culture) is when a women is standing in front of you and you can see her booty without having to view her from the back or side

Damn!, That girl be rockin all kinds of front back booty.

by Kitty5 May 6, 2008

Backed up woman

A girl that is involved with another man, she is taken, off the market, unavailable.

John: Hey dude, check that bird out at the bar in the purple dress
Dan: Yer i know mate she is hot
John: I'll see if she wants a drink
Dan: Nahh mate shes a backed up woman (or just backed up)
John: For fucks sake!

by kanerockgod March 12, 2009