U&GOLD

A pay channel that should not be premium that spams Only Fools and Horses every weekend.

Why is it called U&GOLD if it's not on U!?

by U&Channels December 11, 2024

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Ima put this slime on u

IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U

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by Gnomiga September 3, 2023

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A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.

Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.

by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019

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no u

“No u” is known as one of societies most offensive and demolishing comebacks. There is no way to avoid these words, nor respond to them. If these words are said to you, you just simply sit their and accept your ultimate and eternal defeat.

person: “ur mom gay”
super cool dude ever: “no u”
person: *dies*

by Akakakakkakakakkakakkakaka April 3, 2019

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