mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Geographic two-man

When you and a friend have sex with your respective partners in a 100 meter radius.

Grace and Chip pulled off the geographic two-man at Pablo’s last night!

by Tim Buckanowski February 22, 2025

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

two hundred percent

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.

The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.

by The Original Agahnim November 6, 2021

two finger combination

Induce vomiting with two fingers in the throat.

Guy: After every meal, all models are making a two finger combination to stay in a skinny shape

by industs May 30, 2014

Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.

Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Let’s bag some miles Bro.

by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017