(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
by Cappy C February 06, 2023
Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.
by Biblo elf September 05, 2011
When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
by SweetSioux1920 June 24, 2017
Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 04, 2014
by Facebook life April 08, 2016
A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.
You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.
by Chroxity3 January 04, 2023
When you think you know someone, but then you realise you've just seen them on Facebook... sometimes via a friend or sometimes via Facebook Stalking.
Guy 1 "I'm sure I know that girl..."
Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"
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Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"
Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"
Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"
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Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"
Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"
by CommonMistake March 10, 2011