Testicomey

A testimony that takes balls

James Comey's testimony against the president took balls to stand up to a dic-tater , it should be known as a testicomey

by Retrospectacle June 8, 2017

testophocles

Josh's faggot ass name that is actually pretty cool, but not as cool as Xychic .

Hey Doc, my testophocles isn't working properly.

by Xychic July 27, 2017

testophocles

The Greek God of Faggots. Name to Humans, "Josh"

You're a Faggot? You must be the son of Testophocles!

by Hekaru July 30, 2017

Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.

UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.

by nutty profesor April 18, 2018

testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Testoruski

Someone who has strong rage issue and act like a tough Russian.

Valeriya is such a testoruski

by Thegramalectiction September 26, 2017

Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thinking.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017