Straight Fixin’

When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.

Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.

Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”

by Dascool27 June 23, 2022

Straight gay

A homosexual with none of that pizazz a gay person has

That gay person is LITTERALY SUCH a Straight gay!

by LuckySun June 30, 2022

straight

denzel alfonso

guy 1: you see that straight line ?
guy2: yeah that’s denzel alfonso

by 403mandem July 6, 2022

Straight Shamer

A person, usually queer, who ridicules, neglects, or shames a person for not being a LGBT individual.

TheQueerKiwi: hi guys, today we're going to be losing our minds over dumb straight people 🤗

TheQueerKiwi on YouTube is a Straight Shamer.

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 19, 2022

Straightener

When a man wants to have a free end watch him fuck his own mother.

Oi help me with a straightener

by Boooottyyclapper July 30, 2022

STRAIGHT GIBBERISH

When your gone asf and everyone start speaking BULL SHIT!!

JABARIE-What do you want to eat?
TREVOR-WHAT NIGGA YOU SPEAKING STRAIGHT GIBBERISH!!

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022

straightsplaining

Another "woke" word that doesn't mean anything particular. It's just another mish mash of words used to discredit white heterosexual males.

"Woke" person: White cis men are straightsplaining again.
Chad: Stfu lol.

by TheSoSv2 August 17, 2022