helga hot rock

an unusual and often painful massage method. the masseuse hits the persons back very hard while saying "Helga Hot Rock".

Joe: Hey you want a massage?

Tim: Sure! Just don't helga hot rock me!

by Toboggan Devil May 8, 2015

no rocks, you won't

a phrase to be uttered when doubt that an individual will follow through with an action is present.

1: Jump over that bridge, no rocks, you won't
2: Bet
*2 then runs toward the bridge, but chickens out*

by cinimodde October 19, 2018

Simon's Rock College

An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.

Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!

by Gregor9999 June 20, 2011

rock your dome

to hit someone in the head so many times that they are out. usually starts with a weak punch to surprise them then about three strong punches to really bang them out. then a series of weaker punches to finish them.

v block will rock your dome with their mad pro skills

by j-rob mad fresh May 15, 2010

Rock star lifestyle

An Extravigant lifestyle consisting of constant partying, nights never remembered, and expensive attire/ lavish items.

"See that guy all coked up? he hasn't slept is 3 days and is still drinking gran patron and dom perignon"

"Yea he lives a rock star lifestyle dude, thats nothing to him"

by Knizz January 2, 2010

rock chick

well thats gota b sarah! hehe u no wot im talkin bout girl... u r the 1 nd only rock chick... well not 4 long coz im rock chick to b lol!

sarah u r a total rock chick

by gemma m May 9, 2005

crap rock

music written & recorded by musicians simply becuase they can. They are often mocked & teased because they are 'childish' - however just enjoy music for what it is. They are not to be confused with music that is actually shit, where by shit music simple sucks.

eg: famous crap rock bands: Tenacious D, KISS, Dragon Force

eg: Famous SHIT bands: U2, wolfmother, the killers

by penis_stompa February 10, 2009