red clown

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns

I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!

by Sugarnay August 10, 2016

Code Red

When the specimen of a male species has some movement in his pants which causes a specific are to rise and a specific shape to form due to a kinky sensation.

Ma man Jacob got a code red from looking at Mr ________

by Jarence Ballesteros June 20, 2019

Red Hoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, at any time a player can attempt a Red Hoss, which is a Hoss from the Red Dot. If successful, the player automatically wins the World Championship that season and is considered the best Hoss-Tosser for that year no matter what. A player can only attempt one Red Hoss a season.

A Red Hoss is unthinkable in modern times.

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

The color red

This color was invented by Happy Pickle

HappyPickle#2662

Rembert that time I invented the color red-HappyPickle

by Imgoingto usemyreallname February 6, 2022

Red light

When you ask people to stay and your spouse wants to go to bed and she gives you the look! She’s red lights you!

Did you just red light me?

by Clevering July 16, 2020

red rod

The term used describe your penis which hurts from a "beating of the meat " session.

Linda: "What's wrong Jim? You got blue balls ?"
Jim: "No Linda, I have a red rod and it's really buttering my biscuits."

by Captain Anxiety December 29, 2018

Red Kneeler

Person who will do ANYTHING to advance in professional life.

Similar to a brown noser, where the nose of the person is up the superiors butt a Red Kneeler has sore knees from Felating the superiors to gain advancement.

Isabelle is completely incompetent, but because she's a red kneeler she gains advancement.

by The Non Kneeler September 16, 2010