Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis

"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"

by xgrated September 11, 2017

Fukof Bird

A rare species of bird belonging to the crow family which inhabits most of North America and can be easily identified by its rainbow plumage and unique call which sounds like a queen trying to imitate a bird call while saying the word “fuck off.”

During our walk in the park today, we heard the call of a fukof bird.

by B3rdW@tcher November 15, 2020

Whistle bird

Whistle announcing the end of the working day in a factory or industrial setting.

Fred and Barney were very excited whern the whistle bird blew.

by boBasterdz March 13, 2010

Birds with broken wings

A British phrase used to gently address the fact that a woman or group of women have mental health issues or other problems. It's often used to discourage men from dating women that others can see have emotional baggage.

Alfred's mother - Alfred is such a good kid I can't belive how he's had the worst luck with women.

Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.

by Max1984Harper October 10, 2022

big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 10, 2024

thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers

"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"

by Tom's Place November 17, 2016

bird hours

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.

"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."

by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 13, 2017