The Prom Night Scale

A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.

To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.

Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.

Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8

Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.

Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .

Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.

The Prom Night Scale by JebusHoles December 12, 2016

$9 beer night 

Noun. With the outrageous pricing of alcoholic beverages in some nightclubs, $9 beer night is the day of the week commoners can come out and play at high end clubs in which a 12 oz. beer is usually $17.00

"Man, this club is really jumping for a Wednesday night. Must be because its $9 beer night"

$9 beer night by Ceaser21 April 5, 2017

Up in the night 

When someone's opinions or expectations are ridiculous, grandiose, or ill-informed they are "up in the night."

Common synonyms: out of their mind, bat shit crazy, off their rocker, way out there.

A common colloquialism among Utahans, those from the western United States, and the Latter-day Saint population at large.

If she thinks those shorts are inappropriate, she is up in the night.

The florist wanted $100 for a corsage; he's up in the night.

If they think I'm doing the dishes again tonight, they're all up in the night.

Up in the night by BricksForAmontillado June 2, 2017

ship in a night 

Usually refers to a short term sexual or non sexual friendship with a male partner .

Oh baby, he was just a ship in a night .

You are just a ship in a night baby .

ship in a night by mayabusters November 13, 2017

Holly shit sunday night 

You are in your bed, it’s the last day of vacation before you go back to school... when you suddenly remember that you didn’t do your homework and you’re fucking screwed. That heart attack is the « holly shit Sunday night ». As you panick, you try to think about when and where you could, in less than one morning, finish all the homework that was given to you for the holidays.

HOLLY FUCKING SHIT ! -Timmy, having a holly shit Sunday night.

Holly shit sunday night by Xx_LandoCalrissian_xX January 1, 2018

invite for a night

to summon sb. for the nightfall in order to commit the act of coitus

I just got an invite for a night from...

invite for a night by RickiSpanish June 11, 2018

Demon King Of The Night 

A pejorative title used to refer to a person who has a reputation for sleeping around a lot, a depraved pervert, and is a demon in the sack. He soils pure maidens with his perversion.

Est: Kamito is the Demon King Of The Night.
Kamito: No, I'm not!

Demon King Of The Night by Seventymillion July 26, 2018