mexican poo bear

When a person takes a full bag of tortilla chips and pours a full can of queso cheese inside and uses their bare hands to paw the chips out.

I'm gonna mexican poo bear those chips!

by Tman202020 January 19, 2023

Mexican Construction Crew

A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.

"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

Mexican cum shot

When your at the bar and cum in a girls shot when she’s not looking

When I was at the bar last night I gave this girl a Mexican cum shot

by Johnnysmith994 September 5, 2021

Mexican Cum Guzzler

A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!

Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?

Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!

by Mike Panama July 23, 2021

Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them

Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver”

by Tabber September 1, 2021

Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.

“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”

by SaraMrk June 25, 2021

Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022