Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
by Cappy C February 06, 2023
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facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.
Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep
by JewDoc2 March 30, 2016
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Chronic Facebook Liker

A sincerely lonely individual that roams Facebook for any and all posts that need to be liked!!! Watch out cause tricky bastards get you every time!!!!
by Schrades January 26, 2015
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The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.
Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.
by Biblo elf September 05, 2011
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Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"
by SweetSioux1920 June 24, 2017
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Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 04, 2014
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Facebook life

addicted to Facebook and can't live without it .
you have a Facebook life and can't survive without Facebook
by Facebook life April 08, 2016
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