like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.
After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.
by luedreamer November 29, 2025
Get the Facebook hypnosis mug.When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.
Also called "fajonesing"
Also called "fajonesing"
by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011
Get the Facebook jonesing mug.-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
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-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
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by zahraaatli September 23, 2022
Get the Facebook mug.When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.
"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"
by BrassBurns June 24, 2016
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Get the facebook and chill mug.People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.
by cynicald June 9, 2016
Get the facebook lynch mob mug.An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.
To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.
by Shiine-1 September 20, 2021
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