When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
Get the Bearded Dragonmug. 
When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.
by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025
Get the Texas Dragon Breathmug. by GraceSmith69420 April 19, 2022
Get the Eye of The Dragonmug. You light her pubes of fire while simultaneously eating them , then she shits in your mouth and you blow the charred pubes and shit in her face.
by Bwealou May 27, 2021
Get the Hells dragon breathmug. When one consumes too much monster nitrous, often resulting in too much energy and outbursts of creativity.
Bro: Dude I worked a double over time last night
Dude: Bro, wow how'd you pull that off?
Bro: Dude I was riding the green dragon all night.
Dude: Bro, wow how'd you pull that off?
Bro: Dude I was riding the green dragon all night.
by Northeastern Protech December 11, 2011
Get the Riding the Green Dragonmug. by Spurm November 3, 2010
Get the dragonmug.