When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
Get the Bearded Dragonmug. 
When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.
Bro "how was your date last night?"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016
Get the dragon whipmug. by The Enablers June 15, 2024
Get the dragon spankmug. a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose
by Anonymous” September 8, 2021
Get the fire dragonmug. "Remember Tigre et Dragon?"
"Yah I do. That was those losers we killed in that ants game right?"
"Yah man. What a buncha pussies"
"Yah I do. That was those losers we killed in that ants game right?"
"Yah man. What a buncha pussies"
by The truthmaker July 29, 2021
Get the Tigre et Dragonmug.