Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.

Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.

by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018

wack on crack

When someone is acting so wacky and they seem like they are on crack

Wow shes acting really crazy she must be "wack on crack"

by ermaa February 18, 2016

Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024

Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024

Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

by Big Shaq's Mum December 02, 2021

sandy crack

When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.

Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!

by [e-mail] May 11, 2016

Cracked Out

When someone is so amazingly good at something that watching them perform the task is the equivalent of watching an average person who is on crack do the task. This can range from any task from typing fast, cooking well, being alert, etc.

Person 1: Dude did you see James in the 400m sprint? He beat everyone without even trying!

Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.

by Jane Doe324 May 07, 2022