cock blazer

Someone who acts like there going to give you head,but lights your dick on fire.

I have no pubs... cause my girlfriend is a cock blazer.

by jessec63 January 18, 2008

bewildered cock

Before recieving oral sex, one slightly bobs the penis up and down under the givers chin only to "Bewilder" the partner in the act.

Brandon, instead of giving me the pleasure of recieving the bewildered cock, please let me suck on it.

by Sean O August 23, 2006

Cock Ed

The education of those unfamiliar with the ways of cock. Generally administered in over funded public schools.

"Dude, Laura tried to suck my dick last night, but she got my ear instead. She must've flunked Cock Ed."

by Dr. Dee Jay Flaccid March 10, 2008

cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.

Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.

by C February 24, 2004

Cock Blocker

Someone who likes a girl, but who isnt going out with her and he gets jealous and upset that you are talking to her.

James likes Trisha, but james isnt going out with Trisha. When Rob flirts with Trisha, James gets mad and jealous and tries to keep them apart.

by james poindexter(the ultimate cock blocker) July 12, 2003

comfort cock

Refers to when someone must sleep while holding the penis of their partner in their hand, analogous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.

Ian's penis was used as a comfort cock by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.

by Cock092 April 10, 2009

Cock Bag

n. Condom. Used to physically block semen ejaculated during intercourse. Prevents worthless people from reproducing and protects the rest of us from sexually transmitted diseases.

I'd never stick it in that whore... without a cock bag!!! Yay for latex!

by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008