Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb

Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul

by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.

Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!

by Tayy9x June 21, 2022

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 20, 2025

crack brownies

The little shits that come out of your butthole

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.

by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019

crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown December 29, 2015